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1. Anticipation – “Just wait till your father gets home.”<\/li>\n

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2. Receiving – “You’re going to get it when we get home.”<\/li>\n

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3. Logic – “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you won’t be able to come to the store with me.”<\/li>\n

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4. Humor – “When the lawnmower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”<\/li>\n

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5. Genetics – “You’re just like your father.”<\/li>\n

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6. How to appreciate a job well done – “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house.”<\/li>\n

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7. Religion – “You better pray that comes out of the carpet.”<\/li>\n

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8. Time travel – “I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week.”<\/li>\n

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9. Reason – “Because I said so.”<\/li>\n

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10. Foresight – “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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